All the Single Ladies

Sunday, April 18, 2010


Hi. My name is Audry5000 and I am a single girl.
It feels a little like alcoholics anonymous. Like I am confessing something. But there are so many of us out there. We don't all have men. Sometimes we can't find them, sometimes we have been burned so bad we don't want them. But girls are frequently single, and often embarassed.
No idea. But I know I want to find strength here. That's what I want to do here. Write the story of being single and alive. Document my strength and successes. Confide in you my failures. See what happens. My friend LadyLock will be joining us, but I will let her tell her story.
Welcome to a Single Girls Guide to Life,
My story is this: I am newly single. My dream guy turned out to not be so dreamy and I went through one of the messiest break ups of my life. We were together for almost a year and there were a lot of reasons I broke up with him. I'll probably end up going into them later, but for now suffice it to say, things got ugly. Then when I broke it off things got uglier. He got mean, I got mean. It was hurtful and cruel.
Here is the part that sucks. Even after he announced to the entire internet that I have cottage cheese thighs (not true I hope) I am still not over him. I still wake up wishing he was there. And he always resides in the quiet of my mind. Anger and affection, mixed up and painful. And I hate it. I want him gone. If I could wipe him from my mind Eternal Sunshine style I think I would right now. I can't. I have to put in the time.
Wanna do some time with me?