I was sitting next to a young mother and her toddler today in church. We (me and the toddler) were playing hippos.
"Do the the hippos wanna get Mommy?"
"No, that's called a princess" he lisps and points to his mother.
His mother smiles. Tells me she doesn't wear skirts that often.
This is clearly the key to happiness. Having one person believe your a princess, even if you have to dress up a bit.